Hi, I'm Amber, but you can call me Bam, or BamBoo, or That Girl That Hyper-Fixates on Things Easily. I blog about pretty much whatever's on my mind. This is a multi-fandom blog, with funny posts & the (a bit more than) occasional feminist/egalitarian rant. I am married to the most wonderful man, and I am a preschool teacher. I love to read, crochet/knit, play videogames, watch Netflix, and play with my adorable cat Sasha. Dragons are my life! On the Autism Spectrum, have ADHD. 24 years old. Demi/Bi. Fem-aligned nb, and I'm chill with whatever pronouns as long as they're not said condescendingly. If you have any questions/comments/tag requests, don't be afraid to shoot em my way! I love talking to y'alls, and will help to the best of my abilities!
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Formerly pescaturian
speaking of military i had a couple come up to my job to buy tickets to the gallery and we were all sold out and the guy says “I’m military! don’t you think there’s anything you can do?” and his wife continues, “Yes! he’s active military!” and it took Everything In My Body to not burst out laughing as I repeated that we were sold out
white americans: can we get two tickets
me: we’re sold out
white americans: but i willingly participate in the destruction of other countries in the name of imperialism!!!! don’t ya think you can put your job on the line to let me in this sold out show for free?? :D
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.
why is this the second what the fuck could top that
“I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.”
What will happen to Roxas? He holds half of Sora’s power within him. In the end, he’ll have to give it back. Until then, he’ll need another personality to throw off his pursuers. Poor thing. It’s the fate of a Nobody.
